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Thursday, Jan 19, 2006

(Idea shamelessly stolen from IR)

- posted by Rich Miller


59 Comments
  1. - Wigand - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:35 am:

    (said in unison) “I love your hair!”


  2. - Anonymous - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:36 am:

    “Your father in law says hi”


  3. - Slash - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:38 am:

    Blago: …and then we’ll tell the taxpayers the cost of all these new ‘programs’ will only be $3.5 billion!


  4. - GOPJay - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:46 am:

    You’re going down Testicular Verility boy!


  5. - Bluefish - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:12 am:

    My list of active federal investigations is longer than your list of active federal investigations.


  6. - Anon - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:15 am:

    Judy: “ I must break you.”

    Rod: “Just please don’t touch the hair.”


  7. - anonymous - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:30 am:

    Judy Baar: Rod this year you’ll give the state of the state and I’ll sit back and wait for my turn next year”


  8. - North of I-80 - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:36 am:

    Rod: I’ll give $1 million to YOUR church too.


  9. - Reddbyrd - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:40 am:

    Your standing on my sore toe.
    or
    While I got you, think I could get the Accordian concession at the fair after I get thumped in the primary?


  10. - Anonymous - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:57 am:

    The media thinks this is a cute picture but the hell of it is we both are going to get thumped in the primary.


  11. - Hearsay - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:07 am:

    Mom?


  12. - Anonymous - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:14 am:

    May I have this dance?


  13. - Anon. - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:20 am:

    There’s no reason to even come up with any more. The first was the best. Bravo, Wigand.


  14. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:24 am:

    Wigand’s was good, but I think we can still do better.


  15. - Wigand - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:26 am:

    I don’t think you can :)


  16. - The Penguin - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:32 am:

    Rod: “Hello Joker, where’s Batman?”


  17. - Capt. Renault - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:33 am:

    “Rod, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”


  18. - Anonymous - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:37 am:

    I’m drunk too!!


  19. - the Patriot - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:41 am:

    “Hey red, what say you and me jump on the taxpayers’ jet and head to Atlantic City for Dinner and some Kino!”


  20. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:49 am:

    Say, are you new in town? Well! Welcome to Springfield!


  21. - Anon - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:20 pm:

    Sid Mathias (in background)-
    “What’s Dick Mell doing up in the gallery?”


  22. - Anon - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:20 pm:

    Judy and Rod discuss pension benefits they’ll get after their transition to the private sector in 2007.


  23. - Now Thats funnny I don't care who you are - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:22 pm:

    Hey Rod mine is bigger than your’s


  24. - ROD BLAGOJEVICH - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:37 pm:

    You smile in my face and you talk behind my back. We’ll see who has the last laugh


  25. - 6 Degrees of Separation - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 12:47 pm:

    “Hair today, gone tomorrow”


  26. - SouthernILRepub - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:28 pm:

    Judy, Did you have too much food over the holidays?


  27. - anon - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:29 pm:

    So remember regardless of who wins Kjellander still gets his cut.


  28. - Aaron - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:32 pm:

    This is too easy: Dumb and Dumber


  29. - heet101 - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 1:49 pm:

    “I know! I can’t believe we’re the frontrunners either!”


  30. - Shelbyville - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 2:24 pm:

    Judy: “I am flattered, Rod. But not on my worse day!”


  31. - Former MC - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:09 pm:

    Candidates Exchange Ideas about Circumventing Ethics Reforms


  32. - The Broken Heart of Rogers Park - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:42 pm:

    Where’s the chicken for my pot?


  33. - The "G" - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:47 pm:

    “Judy, I’m going to have 15 million reasons to make you cry”

    “Rod, don’t look now, but while you are here, Patrick Fitzgerald is serving indicting another cabinet memeber … oops, there goes another”


  34. - prairiestatedem - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 3:49 pm:

    “Id ask you to start moving out of the mansion now but we both know that wont take long.”


  35. - B Hicks - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 4:09 pm:

    Rod to predator: You are one ugly M————-!


  36. - Jaded - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 4:30 pm:

    Judy to Rod
    “50 bucks says you can’t work Graceland into the speach”

    Rod to Judy
    “You’re on”


  37. - Anon-mouse - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:23 pm:

    “I’ve got more testicular virility!”
    “No, I’ve got more testicular virility!”


  38. - The Colonel - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:29 pm:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    The “Bi-Partisan Combine” is alive and well in Springpatch.

    They’d love nothing better than a race between two horses that they own lock-stock-and-barrel.


  39. - BIG R.PH - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:30 pm:

    GAME ON DUDE!!


  40. - just wondering.... - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 5:35 pm:

    Rod-whatcha covering up with that turtleneck, Hot Stuff?
    JBT-the other “knots” as big as the one on that tie?


  41. - did I say that? - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 6:05 pm:

    “may the best man win”


  42. - triplemstrategies - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 6:10 pm:

    Judy to Rod: “George Ryan had 14 million to, look where it got him.”

    Rod’s reply “George wasn’t introduced to politics thru his father-in-law.”

    AP Caption: Candidates for Governor discuss campaign finance reform before the State of the State


  43. - zatoichi - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 6:39 pm:

    R - Hey, I just bought the house next to yours.
    J - Ha, I already live here.


  44. - guvmint lifer - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 7:11 pm:

    Hey Rod, If Patty would have listened to her sister, you’d still be in traffic court.


  45. - The "G" - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 8:51 pm:

    “Rod, You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That’s your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.”


  46. - Beowulf - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:13 pm:

    The day that Clarabell and Howdy Doody first met at a party at Buffalo Bob’s house.


  47. - scoot - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 9:28 pm:

    Rod: Today , I will attack Washington
    Judy: Breaks out into laughter


  48. - MDPD 50 - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 10:53 pm:

    Hey, The “G” do you always use movie lines since you can’t think of anything original?


  49. - Anon - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:03 pm:

    Go Ahead, Make My Day


  50. - Ex-Newfie - Thursday, Jan 19, 06 @ 11:25 pm:

    Oh, by the way, Milorad, Patrick says “Hi.”


  51. - Wigand - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 12:00 am:

    I still win :)


  52. - Rich Miller - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 4:57 am:

    Looks like Wigand is right. He wins, unless someone else comes up with something soon.


  53. - huh? - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 8:04 am:

    Wigands proclaims himself the winner? I thought these were supposed to be good…oh well.


  54. - The "G" - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 8:32 am:

    Hey Anon … are you always “Anonoymous” because you can’t think of a name?


  55. - Brooke - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 10:36 am:

    Pot meets Kettle.


  56. - Anon - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 11:45 am:

    I think Vanillaman’s should be the winner!


  57. - anonymess - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 2:42 pm:

    Springfield - Though the Governor thought he had secured the Jack-in-a-Box tightly, the clown popped up, taking him by surprise on a rare day spent at the Capitol.


  58. - Bubs - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 3:18 pm:

    Don’t laugh, I’m serious, using Monopoly money will really work!


  59. - Aunt Glabby - Friday, Jan 20, 06 @ 3:25 pm:

    “Do you wax?”

    “Yes, I do.”

    “So do i.”


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