Somebody in Kankakee County is selling a “retired” chair from the Illinois House of Representatives on eBay.
Check out this description:
This chair was retired from the State of Illinois House of Representatives in Springfield Illinois around 1977. It was acquired from its last occupant in the House. There is a leather State of Illinois seal attached to the back. The chair holds many secrets from that era as it was used by state representatives from Kankakee County, including Nobel Prize Nominee, and former Illinois Governor, George Ryan.
The seller didn’t mention that Ryan is on trial right now, but that may be understandable. Although I’m sure the feds would like to bring the chair in for questioning since it “holds many secrets.”
Starting bid is a cool $1,000.
(Hat tip to my eBay-addicted father.)