1. - Collin Hitt - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:05 pm:

   “I’ve got God on my side.”

   “No, Sister. You’ve got God at your side.”




2. - Anon - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:09 pm:

   I hope this photo doesn’t resurface when I’m up for sainthood.




3. - Sponge! - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:11 pm:

   Daley: “I’d look great in that habit.”




4. - Blah blah blah - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:14 pm:

   I have Daley for the rest of my life and I will have God for everything after that.




5. - South of I-80 - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:17 pm:

   Mayor Daley has asked Sister Lisa to help faciliate the leaders meetings in Springfield this week!(I hope she brings her ruler!)




6. - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:21 pm:

   Next to Jesus, This guy’s my Clout !




7. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:22 pm:

   OK, Mayor, turn your head and cough.




8. - S. Illinois - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:23 pm:

   With all due respect to Joliet Jake - “Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.”




9. - Jerry - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:25 pm:

   No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money!!

   Get out and don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourself!




10. - been there - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:27 pm:

    I got ashes. I got connections.




11. - Right Girl - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:29 pm:

    “Now Mayor…about those ‘gay games’…”




12. - so-called "Austin Mayor" - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:30 pm:

    “A spokesman said that no one in the mayor’s office knew that Sister Mary-Elephant did not actually own and operate the Roman Catholic Church when the City awarded the Vatican a multi-million dollar contract earmarked for women- and minority-owned businesses.”

    – SCAM




13. - Tom - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:32 pm:

    One a dese pictures erases a hundred with James Duff.




14. - Cap'n Crud - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:33 pm:

    “OK, evvybody: Huberman’s out; Sister Bruno and her ruler-across-the-knuckles are IN. Let’s see Springfield stiff the CTA now.”




15. - Bluefish - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:34 pm:

    I devoted my life to the Lord and for what…to be used as a Caption Contest on Rich Miller’s blog.




16. - dan - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:35 pm:

    “Confession, good for the soul”




17. - DOWNSTATE - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:35 pm:

    SORRY SISTER BUT GOD’S UPSTAIRS I’M THE OTHER GUY




18. - ILtoAZ - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:41 pm:

    “Who’s your Daddy?”




19. - SO ILL - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:43 pm:

    “So Daley asked me to pray for his soul, and I told him, ‘Mayor, I’m a nun, not a miracle worker.’”




20. - Kevin Highland - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:47 pm:

    If only I had my ruler I rap this guys knuckles a good one.




21. - Snark - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:48 pm:

    “I love what you’ve done with the City.”

    “I love what you’ve done with the Cubs.”




22. - Patriot - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:50 pm:

    God bless Father Pfleger!




23. - He makes Ryan look like a saint - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:51 pm:

    Daley to Nun: As the spiritial song goes “If you want to get to heaven…..You got to raise a little hellllllll”




24. - Jaded - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:54 pm:

    Mayor Daley announces his new chief of staff. The Mayor was quoted as saying “The way things have been going, I need all da help I can get”!




25. - Save a horse, Ride a Harley - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:56 pm:

    We can make a better movie than Belushi and Akroyd ever thought about Sister!




26. - Boone Logan Square - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 2:59 pm:

    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.




27. - Bue - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:02 pm:

    Mayor Daley introduces Stage 1 of the White Sox restructuring plan.




28. - Good Catholic - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:03 pm:

    “It’s so nice to see a good Irish Catholic boy doing so well in the family business. Your Father would be so proud.”




29. - cityhallreporter - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:05 pm:

    Mayor Daley’s newest appointment as Inspector General was labeled “desperate” and “overreaching” by aldermanic critics, but Daley said her powers to subpoena, smite and exorcise would bring “accountability” to city workers and their souls.




30. - Dan Vock - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:05 pm:

    You promised you’d visit the penguin the day you got out.




31. - Boone Logan Square - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:09 pm:

    “It was great to be Catholic and go to confession. You could start over every week.”




32. - Boone Logan Square - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:11 pm:

    Since I can’t resist adding to the BB quotes:

    “Five grand? No problem, we’ll have it for you in the morning.”




33. - i know you're in there - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:12 pm:

    Daley: This is never going to work. The press saw you walk in.
    Blago: Just keep smiling…




34. - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:15 pm:

    Sister, you’re not wearing a wire are you?




35. - South of I-80 - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:17 pm:

    OK Rod, your the “Flying Nun” now, so you shouldn’t have any trouble going back and forth to Springfield!




36. - lifer - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:18 pm:

    About those parking tickets by Holy Name




37. - Ghost - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:27 pm:

    Nuns for (Richard) Daley

    (insert nickname for Richard)




38. - Roger - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:33 pm:

    Better the devil you know.




39. - Crimefighter - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:33 pm:

    “I hope we don’t get sued for seperation of church and state.”




40. - Shelbyville - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:36 pm:

    I offered to help you… You refused to take our money. Then I said: I guess you’re really up ____ _____.

    (alot of that stuff from Blues Brothers can’t be printed.)




41. - Bukee - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:39 pm:

    Blagojevich to Daley-Do you think they will recognize me in this outfit.




42. - Not So Fast - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:40 pm:

    Yeah, Sis, walking on water was pretty cool, but did he make an airport disappear overnight?




43. - Irregular shorts - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:40 pm:

    “This morning, the Mayor’s staff severely misinterpreted him when he requested “Devine intervention” [meaning State’s Attorney Dick].”




44. - Anon - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:42 pm:

    I’m proud to introduce my new Chief of Staff.




45. - The Guild of Calamitous Intent - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:43 pm:

    “Go Team Venture!”




46. - sine die - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:48 pm:

    Daley announces new “Adopt a Penguin” program to benefit Friends of Lincoln Park Zoo.”




47. - potomac fever - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 3:58 pm:

    Mayor Daley’s “permanent record” was expunged today after meeting with a representative of the Order of the Sisters of the Holy Grail. Daley, never missing the opportunity to promote his pet cause, immediately announced that the Sisters will carry be the Flag for the City of Chicago at the opening ceremonies of the 2016 Olympics




48. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:01 pm:

    “Belle,” that was pretty funny, but probably would bring down the wrath of the nunnery on my head, so I couldn’t let it stand.




49. - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:08 pm:

    “That’s silly. Silly, silly, silly, silly.”




50. - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:09 pm:

    Sister if I win Rich’s caption contest will you wear the tee to a wet t contest fundraiser at the church?




51. - WAITer - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:11 pm:

    “…so the mayor and a nun walk into a bar…”




52. - LOL - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:14 pm:

    Mother Superior, God bless her, is ailing from a wee bit of constipation.

    Once she sees this picture she’s going to just ….




53. - Papa Legba - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:19 pm:

    He, he, he. This should confuse the Feds when I name her the head of ethical oversight at City Hall.




54. - Dollar USA - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:19 pm:

    Sister “Save me from the Feds.”




55. - First timer - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:37 pm:

    There’s always one little nerdy boy that has to take his sister to the prom.




56. - Anon - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:43 pm:

    “I’m sorry Mayor, but we don’t have any control over the Olympics.”




57. - Ghost - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:47 pm:

    Politics can be habit forming
    or
    Time to establish an ethics habit




58. - Reddbyrd - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:47 pm:

    And Rich was bored before he started this…
    Obvious caption winner
    “I am proud to introduce our best hope for the Gold Medal in the pole vault in 2016.”




59. - zatoichi - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 4:59 pm:

    The Mayor shivered to a 6th grade flashback that became too real and she knew she had won.




60. - Gregor - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 5:24 pm:

    My try:

    “E-Harmony tells you not to fudge the answers on your personality test, but I couldn’t help myself.”

    My vote goes to “Not so Fast”: Cold, but dead-on.




61. - Disgusted - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 5:27 pm:

    One good habit covers up a ton of bad ones!




62. - Democrat - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 5:47 pm:

    Sister give me back my outfit for the pride parade




63. - anon - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 5:51 pm:

    “And, without further ado, here is my proposed replacement for Chief Illiniwek.”




64. - Punny Guy - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 6:22 pm:

    No offense, but Rod is slashing your charity’s state funding.

    Nun Taken.




65. - anonymous - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 7:31 pm:

    I’ve eavesdropped on your confessions. You’d better get thee to an ATM




66. - Show Me the Money - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 7:48 pm:

    “She said if I don’t talk to Patrick Fitzgerald it’s just a venial sin!”…




67. - Norseman - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 8:48 pm:

    Sister won’t comment on the Mayor’s conduct in school.




68. - Mastermind Excello - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 8:52 pm:

    “You wanna know how to get Blago? They pull a deacon, you pull a nun. He sends one of yours to the cathedral, you send one of his to the Vatican. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Blago.”




69. - Snidely Whiplash - Tuesday, Jun 26, 07 @ 10:05 pm:

    “Put her in at Streets & San; the Big Guy’s her clout.”




70. - Drybdder - Wednesday, Jun 27, 07 @ 12:38 am:

    “To help the Governor and the other Leaders resolve the budget, I have asked Sister Mary Elephant to mediate the negotiations.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU34iLemwdY




71. - Tea Leaves - Wednesday, Jun 27, 07 @ 7:14 am:

    Mayor Daley finally meets his childhood hero “The Fly Nun” Sister Bertrille.

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