* Apparently, horrible poll numbers and multiple FBI investigations detract from a governor’s sexiness…
No love for the gov? Guess whose name did not show up on Playboy’s sexiest governors poll? Tremendously tressed Gov. Blagojevich did not make the list.
To wit: California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger topped the charts and was followed by former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm.
The kicker: Even former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer made it. He came in at No. 18.
* I understand why Spitzer made the list because it was put together by “high-priced Los Angeles call girls.” They know a rich pigeon when they see him. Ahnold is a former movie star, so I get his ranking, even if he has really let himself go since being elected…
My eyes! They burn!!!
* But then there’s this…
North Dakota’s John Hoeven ranks No. 12
* Gov. Hoeven’s official state pic…
This guy is sexier than Rod? And he’s from North Dakota! Is there anything sexy at all about that state?
* Even Bill Richardson made the list…
Yuck, man.
* Perhaps our governor would have made the list if the “judges” had been shown this pic…
* Despite all the risquée stuff in this post, let’s try our very best to keep the comments clean. Thanks much.
…Adding… I’ve asked for an official response from the Spin Sisters about the unconscionable exclusion of our governor from this list. Perhaps you could predict what they’ll say in comments. “The ‘Broken Heart’ of Rogers Park” already did.