1. - Ken - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:56 am:

   I bet if I shaved my head, you’d be as tall as I am.




2. - Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:58 am:

   Lisa: “Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU! Gosh you are a whack job!”




3. - Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:58 am:

   “Blago, I knew it was … You broke my heart!”




4. - ahem - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:59 am:

   Lisa to Rod: “Save the last dance for me!”




5. - Rich Miller - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:59 am:

   When I said “keep it clean,” I also meant “no violent imagery of any kind.” Don’t force me to monitor this post all day, please. Much work to do today.




6. - How Ironic - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:59 am:

   See Jessie, I can hug anyone!




7. - Anonymous Coward - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:59 am:

   I know it was you Fredo..




8. - The 'Broken Heart' of Rogers Park - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:00 am:

   ‘If you can’t get this step right, we’ll never make it on Dancing with the Stars…”




9. - ahem - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:00 am:

   LOL I think trafficmatt possibly has the winner already.




10. - Joe Schmoe - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:02 am:

    As the state’s chief law enforcement officer, Lisa Madigan performs the customary pat down before allowing Rod into the Thompson Center.

    Lisa to Rod: “Get used to it buddy!”




11. - Zora - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:02 am:

    Lisa: My grimacing smile is more radiant than your grimacing smile.




12. - VanillaMan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:02 am:

    “Not bad Lisa, but Barack is a better kisser.”




13. - ahem - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:03 am:

    Wow. Rich has a very strict definition of “violent!” Maybe trafficmatt could rephrase?




14. - casual observer - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:05 am:

    Can you hold still while I get the wire on?




15. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:05 am:

    Ewww - what’s that white spot on your lip? You should see a doctor…




16. - VanillaMan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:07 am:

    “Cold! Cold! Cold!”




17. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:09 am:

    “I could have danced all night. I could have danced all night and still have begged for more..”




18. - Ken - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:09 am:

    What’s a girl have to do to get a footstool around here?




19. - Bluefish - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:09 am:

    Can You Feel the Love Tonight? - NOT




20. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:10 am:

    OK, Rod if you insist. I will teach you the “Hokey Pokey”….




21. - South of Sherman - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:10 am:

    “I have a message from my godfath– I mean, my father, Don Madigan. He says if you don’t give him what he wants, then all those cute little sick kids and cancer patients will sleep with the fishes. And trust me, you don’t want to cross him, capiche?”




22. - South of Sherman - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:11 am:

    Or is that considered violent imagery?




23. - Downstate weed chewing hick - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:11 am:

    “Paid for By Citizens to Elect Giannoulias Governor”




24. - Siyotanka - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:12 am:

    The one I kiss…is the one to arrest and…




25. - wordslinger - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:13 am:

    “Goodnight sweetheart, well, it’s time to go.”




26. - Six Degrees of Separation - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:14 am:

    For $1500, Hair Club for Men will order a human-hair toupee worth about $250 and glue it to your head.




27. - Macoupin County Kid - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:14 am:

    “And that Miss Madigan is how you give a hickey.”

    (Seriously, look at the picture, it looks like she’s got a huge one on her neck)




28. - VanillaMan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:15 am:

    Lisa: “I think I’m gonna hurl.”

    Rod: “The hair! The hair! Don’t mess with the hair!”

    Guy looking away: “Sweet mother of all that’s holy!”

    Guy with glasses: “Lightening! Incoming!”




29. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:17 am:

    Gov, your pull to talk ring is showing. Let me tuck it in for you. Hope Mattel can hide it better on your Jailhouse Rock action figure.




30. - Huge in Japan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:17 am:

    AG Madigan unsuccessfully tries to wrap her arms around the embattled governor’s ego-inflated delusions of grandeur. “Couldn’t do it,” she later stated. “Not even Inspector Gadget could get his go-go-gadget arms around that amount of psychosis…”




31. - Carl Nyberg - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:20 am:

    She who never met a corrupt deal she wanted to prosecute hugs he who never met a corrupt deal he could resist partaking of.




32. - VanillaMan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:20 am:

    Photographer: “…my head spinning…my eyes…burning…everything growing darker…….”




33. - OneMan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:21 am:

    Future Republican TV Ad background.




34. - Rich Miller - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:22 am:

    Again, people, keep it clean. I’ll shut the post down if this continues.




35. - washmyhands - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:24 am:

    …and taking first prize in Judy Barr Topinka’s “Dancing with a Tainted Governor” contest….




36. - tanstaafl - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:24 am:

    Anyone know what to do with this wax statue I found it the Gov’s Sprinfield Office?




37. - HAIR CLUB FOR MEN - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:27 am:

    Is that Brut you are wearing?




38. - Rod Bla-gone-a-vich - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:27 am:

    I’m not feeling the love.




39. - Concerned Observer - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:28 am:

    Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan places “Indict Me” sign on Governor Rod Blagojevich’s back. (undated)




40. - Speaking at Will - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:29 am:

    After much thought, I dont think my mind is sharp enough this morning to post a caption on this that would not be deleted.




41. - Captain Flume - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:30 am:

    What was she thinking?!

    -or-

    Lisa: “What the hell is that THING coming out of your right ear???”

    -or-

    Lisa (thinking): “Hmmm, no wire here.”
    Rod (thinking): “Hmmm, no wire here.”




42. - wordslinger - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:31 am:

    R: “I have to go away for a while. Maybe a long while. Promise me that you’ll write.”

    L: “You can read?”




43. - Dan the Man - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:31 am:

    When I said the senate seat was going to cost you 50 big smackers, I really meant cash…




44. - Macoupin County Kid - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:33 am:

    “After much thought, I dont think my mind is sharp enough this morning to post a caption on this that would not be deleted.”

    Good call. I found out the same thing the hard way…..




45. - Vote Quimby! - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:34 am:

    Second try: “Let’s show JBT how you really polka in Illinois.”




46. - Amuzing Myself - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:37 am:

    Rod thinking: “You’ve got to be kidding me…did she not see my polka ad?!”




47. - curoius george - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:38 am:

    Yep, you still have that monkey on your back …




48. - Amuzing Myself - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:38 am:

    Rod thinking: “Hug me now. You’ll hate me when I beat you in 2010.”




49. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:39 am:

    R: Another time, another place …..
    under his breath: I knew I should have married a Madigan and not a Mell …




50. - Nearly Normal - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:39 am:

    Future gubenatorial candidate and future federal prison inmate engage in a little tense but polite air kissing.

    Lisa: Thanks a lot Rod. Anything I do as governor will look great after what you have done.

    The still delusional Rod: Lisa, Lisa, I didn’t know you cared! But, you still don’t know the half of it.




51. - dupage progressive - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:40 am:

    Madigan & Blago opt for the WWF throw-down match in 2010.

    btw — Macoupin, that’s her hair, not a hickey — look closer.




52. - Stix - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:41 am:

    I think I would be banned if I came up with a caption




53. - Stix - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:41 am:

    “My Cell room or Your Cell Room”




54. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:45 am:

    R: Will it hurt? Will it take long?
    L: The Vulcan Mind Meld? No. Yours’ shouldn’t take a second.




55. - cynically anonymous - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:51 am:

    RB: They told me a good campaigner should hug and kiss as many children as possible to win over the parents. This better work!




56. - ahem - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:51 am:

    Patti (pulling Rod’s left hand): “Enough with this Madigan-hugging stuff! Let’s go!”




57. - In the Land of Silos and Cows ... - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:54 am:

    Rod: “Et tu, Lisa, et tu?”




58. - Annon - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:57 am:

    Music: “The more we work together, together, together, the more we work together the happier we’ll be.”

    Paid for by anyone running against Madigan.




59. - tanstaafl - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:01 am:

    Rod, the vote was to impeach you, not appease you.




60. - Shelbyville - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:05 am:

    This is the breath test. No, he’s not drinking.




61. - anon - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:19 am:

    he’s clean, (not carrying a concealed weapon)




62. - Heartless Libertarian - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:27 am:

    *Every rose has its thorn… just like every night has its dawn…*




63. - ggd380 - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:45 am:

    Taffeta, darling!




64. - Plutocrat03 - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:45 am:

    Sorry Rod, I can’t seem to find your coin slot for campaign donations…..




65. - Speaking at Will - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:50 am:

    LM - “Burp baby, Burp….smells like someone needs to be changed”




66. - Rob_N - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:52 am:

    …I’m surprised there haven’t been more:

    “What was she thinking?”

    Downstate and OneMan hit the nail on the head.




67. - Prison Bound - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:06 am:

    Blago hugs one last female before prison sentence begins…………..




68. - Ernest T. Bass - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:12 am:

    Sniff, Sniff. Blago, you stink.




69. - Anon14 - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:14 am:

    Madigan: “And that makes four, can you believe I hugged all four corrupt governors of this state!”




70. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:23 am:

    Remember, $20 on #5 in the 8th.




71. - Just My Opinion - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:24 am:

    Lisa to Rod: You need to go to Florida for a couple of days so you can get a tan like Fritchey’s.




72. - I'mTellingYou - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:28 am:

    Either: My god! The things one has to do to climb the political latter.




73. - Sweet Polly Purebred - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 11:45 am:

    Wow, is that the new Tat?




74. - Ghost - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:38 pm:

    Lmad: “Put your hands behind your back. You have the right to an atttorney. If you can not afford an atorney then, well, your out of luck!”




75. - Gregor - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:39 pm:

    NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!!!!!

    (Now I….. had… the time of my life…….)




76. - Jake from Elwood - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:45 pm:

    Are you sure this picture wasn’t photoshopped? Is Rod’s head really that much larger than Lisa’s?




77. - Bassboy - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:46 pm:

    LM: “I need to get this “growth” removed…”




78. - Pot calling kettle - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:59 pm:

    Clearly photoshopped.




79. - King of West Texas - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:59 pm:

    This is the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been. Except that time those wiley federal escorted me out of my house. Dag nabbit, those guys and their pranks.

    Huh? You mean I really got arrested? I thought that was MJM pulling a fast one. Perhaps I should start to temper my public statements.




80. - Pot calling kettle - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 12:59 pm:

    How to place a wire on a Governor…




81. - Anon - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:01 pm:

    LM: If you don’t get on that plane for Lisbon, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.




82. - King of West Texas - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:03 pm:

    So a rabbi, a monk and a rastafarian walk into a bar… Stop me if you’ve heard this one.




83. - King of West Texas - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:06 pm:

    So what you do, is you put a little gel in, but not too much. Then you tease it with a pick exactly 27 times. No more. No less, and pay attention now because this is important. You have to hold your head nearly upside down. I’d say at about a hundred and sixty five degree angle, when you blow dry it. That’s how you get it lookin’ this good.




84. - King of West Texas - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:12 pm:

    RRB: Oh my god, maybe she’s not my sworn enemy.

    LM: If this guy’s not behind bars when I run I owe the office pool quite a bit of money.




85. - Zora - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:23 pm:

    Gotta say, Vanilla Man @ 9:15am made me laugh out loud. Best captions for the peripheral guys yet.




86. - Anon - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:24 pm:

    Every girl’s dream — I’m actually kissing Mayor Daley!




87. - Courser - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:28 pm:

    “I love it when you qoute Tennyson.”




88. - Macoupin County Kid - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:29 pm:

    “Governor B, you just got Punk’d.”




89. - HoBoSkillet - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:49 pm:

    LM - “If I close my eyes and think of George Clooney I might be able to hug him…”




90. - been there - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 1:54 pm:

    “Now that Mom gave me all that sanitizing spray I should be able to manage cleaning up after this.

    I knew just the Baby Wipes weren’t strong enougn.”




91. - Reality is - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:00 pm:

    Looks like you will need a size 38 straight jacket.




92. - zatoichi - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:04 pm:

    He even smells like sweat!




93. - Louis G. Atsaves - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:18 pm:

    “Rod, don’t you shower after jogging?”




94. - Cell - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:28 pm:

    Don’t worry Rod, George will be a very nice roommate.




95. - SpfldJimbo - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:47 pm:

    I was right! There is a hole, clean through there.




96. - Scooby - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:54 pm:

    Oh … my … god!!! Is that Bradley with a tie on?




97. - Stix - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 2:55 pm:

    Do not drop the soap.




98. - anonymice - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 3:00 pm:

    (FUTURECAM EXCLUSIVE) Seeing that the governor had escaped the bailiffs following pronouncement of the guilty verdicts, valiant Attorney General Madigan tackled and wrestled Blagojevich to the ground after he attempted to flee by jogging away.




99. - Pot calling kettle - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 3:48 pm:

    Last year at Halloween, in an attempt to frighten her husband Rod, Patti Blagojovich dressed up like Lisa Madigan. She forgot that Rod thinks everyone is his friend. So, instead of the intended girlie shriek she wanted, Patti ended up with f*****g gratitude instead.




100. - Been There - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 4:21 pm:

     This is all Jesse Jrs. fault for starting all this hugging stuff during the convention. Probably every democrat in the state has one of these types of pictures of them with the governor thanks to him.




101. - The Horse - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 5:38 pm:

     No winners in the bunch…. sorry I missed the deleted ones…lol….




102. - Captain Flume - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 5:50 pm:

     RB: “Here’s not looking at you, kid.”




103. - OurMagician - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 6:01 pm:

     I love a man who can quote Tennyson!




104. - From the Sidelines - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 6:06 pm:

     LM: Thank you for keeping attorneys employed during these hard economic times.




105. - From the Sidelines - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 6:10 pm:

     LM: Everyone always says he has a inflated ego but I didn’t think they meant that his head is literally inflated.




106. - Angry Chicagoan - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 8:50 pm:

     LM: And if we just pull the governor down a bit this way . . . like so . . . we can see into his ear and out the other side!




107. - DHee - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 9:17 pm:

     RB: “I look so much better in my tight black spandex jogging suit.”




108. - JakeCP - Monday, Jan 12, 09 @ 10:39 pm:

     This had to have been in 2002? There’s a smile on her face for crying out loud. Wow.




109. - Jimbo - Tuesday, Jan 13, 09 @ 1:05 am:

     Good news. I’ve sold all of your suits, ties, shoes, shirts, socks and cufflinks to Al Franken!




110. - Captain America - Tuesday, Jan 13, 09 @ 2:45 pm:

     ” A spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down.” or

     “So long,farewell,auf wiedersehen,goodbye!”

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