* Usually about this time in a campaign cycle, I sternly warn commenters to avoid posting bumper sticker slogans in comments.

“Vote for X! She’s the best!” goofiness really has no place here. The same goes for “Vote against Z! He’s no good!” crud.

We’ll be deleting as many of those comments as possible in the coming days, so be warned: Your bumper sticker won’t stick here.

This time, though, I’ve decided to give our warning a little twist, so…

* The Question: Can you come up with a bumper sticker slogan for your favorite candidate and/or against your most despised candidate? If so, have fun while it lasts. Snark is heavily encouraged, of course.

The winner will get an invite to a special private party I’m probably throwing this Saturday night in Chicago. If you can’t come, or if you don’t want to divulge your identity, no biggie. At least you will have won. I say “probably” because I’m so busy this week that I may be too tired to do the party, which I host the Saturday before every state election. I’ll decide by tomorrow. If I don’t do it, I’ll buy you a pop or something more adult-oriented.

…Adding… People are getting so into the spirit of things that I thought I’d create an actual bumper sticker just for fun…

Heh.

       

303 Comments - Quacktastic - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:07 am: Again, don’t blame me I voted for Judy. - casual observer - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:14 am: If Hynes wins he should get a t-shirt that says I “heart” HW. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:14 am: Vote Jason Plummer - Dad wants me off the his payroll and out of the house too! - well - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:15 am: Andy McKenna: If at first you don’t succeed, buy buy (the election) again. - train111 - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:16 am: Vote Gary Skoien for Comitteman–True family values we can all be proud of! - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:16 am: Kirk Dillard - Not Your Father’s Myopic State Legislator. - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:16 am: Simon + Hartigan + Quinn = 3 Lite Govs that couldn’t win the big job. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:18 am: Pat Quinn - Give me an hour and fourty minutes to speak, and you will still wonder what I have to say. - dupage progressive - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:18 am: Scott Lee Cohen — I’ll buy your love, your vote AND your watch. - well - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:19 am: Pat Quinn: All the incompetence of Rod Blagojevich, with none of the charisma. - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:20 am: My Dad ran for Governor and all the inheritance I ended up with was this T-Shirt. (McKenna) Have you seen how dirty that guys car is? (McKenna) I understand poor people, they work for me. (McKenna) But I am a legacy out of Chicago (Hynes) I’ve played hoops with Obama, come on people (Alexi) It’s Jim, Not Geroge nor Jack Ryan That Obama ad was a youthful Indiscretion Adam Adre, Adamef, Adra..Hey it isn’t Ryan! Three out of four dead guys support me. (Hynes) - Really Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:20 am: Vote for Pat Quinn to keep Mike Madigan strong – (Quinn made Mike Madigan by his Cutback Amendment, and keeps Madigan strong through his incompetence.) - vole - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:20 am: Quinn — At the Top by Default - Carl Nyberg - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:21 am: Mike Manzo: confrontational like Peraica, but with a scoop of sleazy and a helping of dishonesty. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:22 am: Dorothy Brown - Gie me a Holiday, and I will give you a chance to give me $3.00 - well - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:22 am: “Pat Quinn became Governor and all I got was this lousy early release from prison!” - Louis G. Atsaves - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:23 am: ANDY MARTIN I’m Out There For You! - The Truth shall Set you free - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am: After seeing the Preckwinkle/Ben Franklin Ads Toni Preckwinkle…. I see dead people….. - ILPundit - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am: Quinn — Incompetence that Cares - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am: Squirrels - nature’s speed bumps… Quinn - Illinois’ speed bump. - Rudy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am: “Dillard & Obama: Birds of a feather, flock together” - Mr. Ethics - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:24 am: “Quinn the Job Man” Just wondering aloud, Ford as an EOE, how many of these new positions will actually go to Indiana residents. - Small Town Liberal - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:25 am: Hynes - The only skeletons in my closet came from Burr Oak. - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:25 am: Come on it’s been fun so far.. Vote Stroger. Burr Oak Democratic Voters for Quinn… If we let Zombies vote, they would vote Quinn Vote McKenna, otherwise he will never stop. Reduce campaign consultant unemployment, vote McKenna - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:25 am: My favorite campaign button of all time was “Honkies for Harold.” Perhaps Dan Hynes could now buy one on eBay. lol - Sewanee - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:26 am: Andy McKenna - There are some things money can’t buy…luckily the Republican Primary isn’t one of them. - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:27 am: Vote Soy Boy, bland just like soy. Re-define insider, vote McKenna - bored now - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:28 am: Change Wasn’t Good Enough! Throw the Bums Out! - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:28 am: Vote Hynes taking strange political bedfellows to a new realm… - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:29 am: Vote Timmy O’Irish Guy for Judge. My hair is red now, eyes are green now. Formerly known as Hans Gruberman - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:29 am: Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:30 am: Todd Stroger - What, Me Worry? - todd - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:31 am: Catch and release is for fish — NOT DOC - well - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:31 am: Rosanna Pulido for Congress: And you thought Michelle Bachman was insane. Chris Lauzen: Because maladjusted jerks need a voice in Springfield too - wordslinger - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:32 am: Quinn: “Blago/Quinn in 2010″ Hynes: “19th Ward for Washington” McKenna: “My Other Car is a Mercedes — a Really Nice One” Dillard: “Republicans for the Bolshevik Obama” Proft: “You Might Think That, But I Couldn’t Possibly Comment” Ryan: “Free Rolando Cruz” Alexi: “My Momma Loves Me” Hoffman: “Eddie Munster Fan Club” Kirk: “Beam Me Up — to the Senate” - Cook County R - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:32 am: Vote Dillard- “ill legally change my name to Jim Edgar’s chief of staff if it helps” - GOP - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:33 am: Mark Kirk & Kirk Dillard: Kirk & Kirk…Beam Us Up! - IL Yeezy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:34 am: Hynes — I actually know how to do basic math. - Anon - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:34 am: Bring Back Jim. Any Jim. - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:34 am: Earth is full Quinn, Go home. - Louis G. Atsaves - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:35 am: VOTE PATRICK QUINN He’s For It and Against It! - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:35 am: Ethan Hastert - It’s Coach - plus a DUI and a lack of GOP Primary voting with a hint of a lobbyist! - Big Policy Nerd - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:36 am: Vote Jim Ryan and we will automatically enter you in a chance to win an all expense paid trip to the Purple Hotel in Lincolwood where you will be treated to an all-day drug and alcohol fueled bender with former Illinois political rainmaker Stu “Special K” Levine. - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:36 am: Watch out for the idiot behind me… It may be Our Gov. - zatoichi - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:37 am: Quinn - Vote for me and I’ll set you free, Ball of Confusion…. - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:40 am: Vote Republican - it’s easier than thinking! - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:40 am: Steve Rauchenberger - I am the “Sane” Fab Five member left. - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:40 am: “Unemployed Executioners for Jim Ryan!” - Responsa - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:42 am: Dan Proft: I’m the Conservative with an actual personality. - Boomer - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:42 am: Who The Hell Is Jim Edgar? Vote McKenna - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:43 am: They call me Soy Boy Quinn, look it up - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:43 am: Dan Proft - Pat O’Malley with a shadow and reflection. - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:43 am: How can the Tribune editorial board be wrong? I’m Andy McKenna and I paid for, oops, excuse me, I approve this message. - Hank - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:44 am: Quinn: Convicts won’t serve their time if it saves the state a dime! - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:45 am: Vote for Quinn. He won’t listen to the special interests. Heck, he doesn’t listen to anyone! - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:47 am: Catatonics for Hynes and McKenna! - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:48 am: Vote Quinn, c’mon now, guys, don’t get personal. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:48 am: Tripartisans for Dillard! We’ll try anything! Barack, tea partiers, Edgar, anything! - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:49 am: Hey, Rich, what if you win? Do we have to buy you a drink? - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:49 am: Yes, dd, all of you will have to buy me a drink. - well - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:50 am: Kirk Dillard: Because Jack Roeser deserves at least one win. - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:50 am: Spotted on Peter LaBarbera’s van: “Debra Olson, Candidate for Peyton Place County Board Chairman” - Bill - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:51 am: Bobby Kennedy fired me too! Vote Quinn in 2010 - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:52 am: Vote for Jim Ryan. I promise I won’t wrongfully convict the tollroad. - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:52 am: My Dad Didn’t Mean It! Vote Hynes! - Levois - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:52 am: NIB No one is Blago - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:53 am: Andy McKenna: Almost as Qualified as My Dad Todd Stroger: Almost as Qualified as That “Undecided” Guy Dorothy Brown: It’s All in the Jeans Dump Dan Hynes Because of Burr Oak Dump Pat Quinn Because We’re Brrr-oke Vote Andy Martin or He’ll Sue Jacob Meister for Senate: No, Seriously - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:56 am: Quinn-The fat lady just hit a high note… - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:57 am: “Primaries: The Elections where even Greens can WIN!” - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:00 pm: Pat Quinn took an IQ test and the results were negative. - unclesam - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:00 pm: “Free Quinn — Vote Hynes” - lake county democrat - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:01 pm: My Chicago Teacher Union Member’s Pension Beat Up Your Honor Student - Vote Hynes! - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:01 pm: “Indistinguishable Guy for Illinois Lt. Governor” - unclesam - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:02 pm: (set to McDonalds jingle): “I’m Loving It — Vote Quinn!” - RobRoy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:02 pm: Don’t be Left be Hynes - Louis G. Atsaves - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm: LT. GOVERNOR Another Accident Waiting to Happen! - unclesam - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm: “Oh look, a kitty — Vote Republican!” - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm: Save Investigative Reporting Jobs: Elect Dorothy Brown! Caution: This vehicle stops at all Golden Arches. Hynes-McKenna: when all you want is a good night’s sleep. If you can read this bumper sticker…then you won’t mind if we cut education spending in half. Vote GOP. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:03 pm: Jesse White and Lisa Madigan - Well, that’s two for the Dems … - Quacktastic - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:04 pm: Inmates for Quinn: He won’t join us - we promise! - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:04 pm: Rush said “no” to drugs, but they didn’t listen - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:05 pm: “Isn’t Ryan in Prison? Vote McKenna!” - unclesam - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:05 pm: “I Live in Hendon’s House of Lords” - Louis G. Atsaves - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:06 pm: Vote Against Early Release! Do We Want All Those Politicians In Our Streets? - bankroll - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm: Murphy - I’ll run for whatever you want, as long as you pay for it! - Quacktastic - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm: Patriots for Pat Fitzgerald: Who’s Next? - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm: “Thrilla in Vanilla!” Vote Hynes/McKenna - Louis Howe - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:07 pm: Quinn finishes B-Hynes - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:09 pm: In Illinois, anyone can be Governor… That’s one of the risks you take. - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:11 pm: Proud Parent of an Honor Student at Edwardsville High School with Jason Plummer - Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:12 pm: lect Quin (bumpersticker has poorly planned design) - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:12 pm: I don’t know if you’ll win, Pot, but I can’t stop laughing. I have tears in my eyes as I type this. Bravo. - just sayin' - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:13 pm: Vote Proft - Or Else McKenna: Sleepy government Illinois is used to Dillard: Party like it’s 1992 Sign Makers for Andrzejewski Nuke Chicago - Vote Brady Jim Ryan: Ready from day one not to be corrupt anymore Quinn: Mom, Danny is hitting me! Hynes: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:13 pm: Quinn - It’s not my fault! It’s Their’s! (Theirs applies to Legislators, Agency Heads, Dead Mayors, and anyone else who doesn’t agree with me.) Quinn - Blagospeak works! Quinn - Hynes-sight is not 20/20. - Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:13 pm: Tax the Rich! (in a couple of years, maybe) Vote Hynes - O'Neil - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:14 pm: Voting Hoffman means never having to say you’re sorry. - Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:14 pm: Ryan for Governor a name you can trust - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:15 pm: “Another White Guy for Another White Guy” - South Side Mike - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:17 pm: Quinn: “Quinn: One of IL’s Best Lt. Governors!” Hynes: “Exhibit A for abolishing Lt. Gov: Quinn was one of IL’s Best Lt. Governors” McKenna: “Promising to serve IL as well as I served the IL GOP” Hynes: “Hynes 2010: With New and Updated Pie Charts!” Alexi: “Standing Up for the Little Guy against Big Banks Since the Last Dividend Check Cleared” Pat Quinn: “Illinois’ Ralph Nader” Todd Stroger: “Sawdust off the Old Block” - ChicagoJack - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:19 pm: Vote Stroger: without his patronage, unemployment would be at 12%! - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:21 pm: “Vote Quinn: If it an-n’t brrrrk dn’nt fxxxxxxxx’t!!1!” - Moving to Oklahoma - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:21 pm: “Your an Idiot” Elect Dan Proft Governor - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:22 pm: “Another Stroger for Stroger” - Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:22 pm: Elect Oberman Lt. Gov. Treasurer unwavering commitment - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:23 pm: “Alan Keyes: Republican for Illinois Senate” - South Side Mike - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:26 pm: Quinn for Lt. Gov. 200448 - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:26 pm: If you can read this, you’re not the Governor. - observer - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:28 pm: Pat Quinn, “I haven’t been arrested yet, what more can you ask for?” - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:29 pm: Honk if Jim Ryan falls out…. - Captain Flume - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:30 pm: Hynesight is always 20/20 Don’t flip-flop Vote Quinn, er, Hynes, er . . . GOP = Get On Proft Take stock in Dillard Bank on Giannoulias - Sango Dem - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:31 pm: “Rolling in my grave for Hynes” - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:31 pm: “I played basketball with Obama back when everybody liked him! - Vote Alexi!” - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:31 pm: On the journey of life, Blago choose the psycho path.. - washedmyhands - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:32 pm: (future bumper sticker) Dorthy Brown 4 GOV… Fixin’ a state budget - 1 jeans day at a time. - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:33 pm: “Judy Baar Topinka for Comptroller - Seriously, Illinois has an elected Comptroller.” - JonShibleyFan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:34 pm: Our dads will help us get more votes than your dads. Paid for by the Hynes, McKenna, Plummer, Oberman and Hastert campaigns. - SickNtired - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:35 pm: “Insiders for McKenna - we know whats really going on” “Jim - The Other White Ryan” - Budget Watcher - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:37 pm: Vote Quinn - Incompetence you can trust! Vote Quinn - Anyone else would be dead wrong! - Small Town Liberal - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:37 pm: Hynes - Bringing back the dead in more ways than one. - Stones - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:38 pm: Retire Quinn…he deserves a 2nd Pension too! - SickNtired - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:38 pm: “Flip-floppers for Quinn – no, oh wait, yes Quinn yeah, Quinn… that’s right!?!” - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:39 pm: “Another improperly exhumed corpse for Dan Hynes” “Don’t make a GRAVE mistake: Vote Hynes” “Vote Hynes: He knows where the bodies are buried.” - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:39 pm: If you believe in telepathy, think about honking for Hynes.. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:42 pm: Jason Plummer - I need this for College Credit. - JonShibleyFan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:42 pm: Hamos for Lt Gov…er…Attorney Gen…no, wait, Congress. Yeah, Congress. Hamos for Congress. - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:43 pm: Pat Quinn: Blah blah blah blah… [Affix directly to left of the words “Land of Lincoln” on your license plate] - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:44 pm: Vote Hynes, the Dems’ Oberweis ! - SickNtired - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:45 pm: “West Side productions presents, Ricky ‘Hollywood’ Hendon - bringing excitement back to Lt. Governor’s office” - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:46 pm: Vote Terrence O’Brien - How am I losing to these guys? - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:47 pm: Quinn - Vote for me ’cause I can’t think of anything good about the other guy. Quinn - Deniability Rocks! - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:48 pm: Dan Seals for Congress in 2006 2008 2010! - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:50 pm: Jason Plummer: Taking My Opponents Out Behind the Woodshed, and I’ve Got 43 Woodsheds! - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:51 pm: Vote Proft, Quinn’s Early Release solution. - Blue Dog - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:52 pm: Scott Lee Cohen - What the hell, Why not? Hynes / Cohen - A comptroller & pawnbroker walk in to a budget meeting…. - Really Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:52 pm: Vote Alexi — He’ll be a star in the Senate Cloakroom — he needs a place to hang his empty suit. - Sango Dem - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:54 pm: “Because a job with no official duties is more relevant than being in the General Assembly” Boland/Turner/Link - Phineas J. Whoopee - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:54 pm: Pat Quinn-Built Ford Tough - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:58 pm: “Shane! Come back!” -brought to you by AKPD. - JonShibleyFan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 12:59 pm: Vote Mark Kirk. He agrees with you. - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:01 pm: Quinn and Hynes walk into a bar and shortly thereafter it declares Chapter 13. Vote Republican ! - Blue Dog - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:02 pm: Dan Hynes - proving dead people from Chicago can still swing an election ( Thanks Harold ) - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:02 pm: Quinn - Pants on the ground. Pants on the Ground. Dannys from Downtown! Pants on the Ground. Pants on the Ground. Dannys a machine clown! Pants on the Ground. Pants on the Ground. He makes a whiney sound! Pants on the Ground. Pants on the Ground. I’m hip. I’m down. …er up! no..down. no…up, no….down - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:02 pm: Just be happy Stroger is not a twin… - Responsa - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:05 pm: OK, I just have to insert a comment here about Captain Flume’s Alexi slogan. As someone who collects political buttons and campaign memorabilia I think that “Bank on Giannoulias” is so cool, so retro, and so in the “I LIKE IKE” mold that if his family’s bank connections were not such a problem for him it might have made a clever campaign button and bumper sticker. On the other hand, DON’T BANK ON GIANNOULIAS might be a fun slogan for Mark Kirk to use later. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:06 pm: German-Americans for David Miller. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:16 pm: Rich - Hilarious! - Obamarama - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:16 pm: EarnFare Workers for Dorothy! - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:17 pm: Vote Miller: He’ll make a visit to Comptroller’s office as painless as a visit to the dentist. or David Miller: Putting the Bite in Rich Miller’s “Bite me.” - Kyle Boller's Clipboard - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:18 pm: Not Genes, Not Jeans — Vote Preckwinkle Pat Butter, Hynes Toast No Dilletantes or Dillard Taunts — Ryan for Governor - Reality is - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:19 pm: Ankle Biters for Hynes - DemVOTER - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:19 pm: Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them! Elect Rich Miller. (sorry for pandering to the judge) - Dem in Denim - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:21 pm: Dan Hynes…The meatless hot dog of Illinois politics. Hynzzzz…Because sleep is painless. McKenna/Murphy: The Soylent Green Solution - wordslinger - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:22 pm: Some of these are way too long for bumper stickers. Hynes: No Happy Ending with Early Release - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:22 pm: Hynes/McKenna — Ambien without the side effects McKenna, let me run something my dad doesn’t own McKenna, experience with awkward ethics investigations - TaxMeMore - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:23 pm: It’s Easier Being Green. Thanks Ryan and Blago! My Governor is STILL more corrupt than yours! I am the problem. I voted for an incumbent. Michael Madigan For King! 30 years isn’t enough. - Cranky in Chicago - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:25 pm: No One Can Screw Us Like Alexi Giannoulias. ~ IL 529 Parents for Hoffman ~ Vote Andy Martin for U.S. Senate ~ Textile Workers of American ~ Making America’s Bed Linens Since 1939 We Found the Cure! Vote Dan Hynezzzzzzzzz ~ American Insomnia Association~ I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. Pat Quinn for Governor Vote [Say my name.] Competence you can believe in. ~ Citizens for Kirk Dillard ~ Cheryle Robinson Jackson. Because She’s One of Us! ~ This sticker made possible by the generous support of the Hoover, Eureka, Oreck and Electrolux Corporations ~ - We'll do it live - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:25 pm: Pat Quinn — I’m Lovin’ It! - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:27 pm: Vote Pat Quinn and You Won’t Get [Roma ethnic slur]-ed! - Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:28 pm: Hynes’ Sight is 20/20 - Cranky in Chicago - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:31 pm: “I love you. The check’s in the mail. And I have no polling data.” Andy McKenna for Governor - Laborguy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:32 pm: Rich Miller hearts Dan Hynes - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm: “Another Permanently Banned CapFax Commenter for Pat Quinn” - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm: Vote Jason Plummer This message brought to you by Paris Hilton, the Kardashian sisters, and the “Experience Not Needed, Trustfunds Required” PAC - Really Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm: Alexi - Not just a pretty face. Also an empty suit! - unclesam - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:35 pm: Boovation Nation for Quinn! - Secret Square - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:39 pm: “Proofreaders for Andrzejewski” - Anon - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:39 pm: “Anybody but Andy” - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:39 pm: Vote Dorothy Brown This message brought to you by the “Paul Powell-Shoeboxes Full of Cash” Committee - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:40 pm: “I shoulda made my yard signs green and white” - Robin Kelly for treasurer - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:41 pm: Levi’s Heart Brwon - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:42 pm: Harold Is My Homeboy — Vote Quinn - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:42 pm: Sorry Dexlexia! Levi’s Heart Brown - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:43 pm: Vote Krislov - because I made it on the ballot this time. - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:46 pm: Write In Rod, he was more fun… Write In Rod, bring the sexy back… Say no to DuPage vote Andy Look how well I did with the GOP, give me the big show to run… A state is just a big packaging company your dad owns, vote McKenna - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:48 pm: Vote for Berrios and nobody gets hurt. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:49 pm: On Election Day - Say NO to Dillard - This message is brought to you by the Anti-Myopic Defamation League - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:51 pm: Roland Burris Wishes You Could Vote For Roland Burris (Bumpersticker seen on Roland Burris’ car) - 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:51 pm: Fritchey for Cook County Board: He’s tan, rested and ready. Well, tan anyway. - Lefty Lefty - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:52 pm: No One is a Better Candidate Than Me for Governor! (applies to all candidates in all races, actually) - TaxMeMore - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:53 pm: Save My $120,000/yr Pension! Vote Democrat Hynes! - How YOU doin? - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:54 pm: I’d Hate to See Anything Happen to Dat Pretty Car VOTE BERRIOS FOR ASSESSOR - Knome Sane - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:55 pm: “the candidate in your rear view mirror may be closer than they appear” - CLJ - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:56 pm: It Takes a MACHINE to Run This Car Vote Terry O’Brien (Punch#96) - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:57 pm: Quinn: “Good to the Last Flop!!” Ryan: “Where Friendship is the Largest Jackpot!” Hynes: “Technology You Can Enjoy” Giannoulais: “The Greek Word For Bankrupsy” Seals: “Make A Run From The Border” Hoffman: “What You Crave!” Blagojevich: “Home of the Whopper!” Kirk: “Live Life. Stay Free.” Stroger: “A Mind IS A Terrible Thing To Waste” Hamos: “Your Wages Check In - But Don’t Check Out” Meister: “The Art of W(h)ine” McKenna: “I Deserve A Break Today” Quinn: “Work Can Wait” McKenna: “Feeding My Inner Child Since 2002″ Brady: “Always Low Taxes - Always” Miller: “Kill The Germs. Feel The Clean.” - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:58 pm: Dead Heads for Hynes. - CLJ - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:58 pm: I Wear Kahkis to Work Vote Toni Preckwinkle - CLJ - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 1:59 pm: Vote Dorothy Brown Because My Name Doesn’t Start with a “T” - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:00 pm: Dead Heads … coffee went up my nose! Ouch! - Obamarama - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:02 pm: Andy McKenna: Kissing away his kids’ tuition faster than a Bright Start program. Judy: I’m not dancing with ANYONE this year! Vote Dan Seals on even numbered years. Support Berrios, if you can figure out which of his committees to send a check to. McKenna for Gov: Because media consultants need to eat too - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:02 pm: Vote Preckwinkle - Avoid a Jerry meltdown - Third Generation Chicago Native - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:03 pm: Vote for Brady a downstater who will live upstate in the Capital Send the Toddler home to his Mommy vote for_________ Anyone running for CC Pres other than the Toddler - Phineas J. Whoopee - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:05 pm: Soccer Mummies for Hynes - Niles Township - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:09 pm: Vote Quimby…has to be better than anything we have in our Springfield! - How YOU doin? - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:09 pm: Sensible Shoes, Sensible Leadership PRECKWINKLE FOR PRESIDINKLE - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:10 pm: “Vote Toni Preckwinkle because — well, jeezuz, wouldja just look at those other clowns. Sheesh…” - wordslinger - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:13 pm: –Vote for Berrios and nobody gets hurt.– That’s Ald. Roti’s old line. I got it in that context. Not sure that I do with Berrios. - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:16 pm: - PRECKWINKLE FOR PRESIDINKLE Bravo. - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:17 pm: I agree with the Bravo. Preckwinkle ought to use that. - Anonymiss - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:17 pm: Join EMILY’S LIST Today! We’re as good at picking winners in IL as SEIU. Oh wait. - TaxMeMore - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:18 pm: [# of Democrats] Endorsed Blagojevich TWICE! You can Trust [# of Democrats] The Irish Are Coming, The Irish Are Coming! Vote Stroger - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:19 pm: “Preckwinkle - Presidinkle” is hands down GOLD! - Obamarama - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:21 pm: Vote Raja for Comptroller. Wait, we actually vote for a comptroller? - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:21 pm: I know the “Presidinkle” commenter and she’s already invited Saturday, so while she may win, we can still pick another one. - another pro-gunner - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:24 pm: “Have all voted who WI-ish for Ricky Hendon?” For when they come up with audible bumper stickers. - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:25 pm: RB 1:51 with room left to add more LOL - Phineas J. Whoopee - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:29 pm: Save a life-Keep Doherty in Chicago - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:30 pm: Preckwinkle: “Gets Rid Of That Itch!” Topinka: “Mmmm… Toasty!” Madigan: “The More You Know, The More You Trust Madigan” Proft: “The Real Meat Taste Every Dog Loves” Andrzejewski: “I Do Chicken Right!” Illinois GOP: “Targeted Relief For Pain” Illinois Dem: “Pork! The One You Love!” Jackson: “Small Is Big Here” - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:30 pm: “Stroger: Building a Stronger Community paid for by Las Vegas Convention Centers for Todd Stroger“ - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:32 pm: “When you go into vote on Election Day, Think about the House GOP, and let’s capture that elusive majority.” - This message brought to you by the Wile E. Coyote / ACME PAC “When you think of Fast-Responding government, one Man comes to Mind. Michael J. Madigan and his Democratic Majority, one step ahead for Good Government.” - This message brought to you by the “Beep-Beep” Think Tank of Canaryville. - Patriot - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:32 pm: HW 4 Quinn: Hired before Fired. Pensions 4 Quinn: Because 60s are the new 50s. Vote Burke! Or don’t, we’ll do it 4 u! Vote Ryan: He’s Not That Ryan Vote Brown (The one in the blue jumpsuit) Vote Obrien: Because Im a Richard J. Lovechild. Vote Preckwinkle: Because Awkward in Cook County is good. Vote Alexi: Bullets over Broadway Homeowners 4 Alexi: Now I live out of my car Farmers 4 Hoffman: Because he needs to eat. Trekkies 4 Kirk Ethics 4 Quinn: FOIA Proof Stroger 4 CC President: A Penny saved is a Penny spent elsewhere. - VanillaMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:34 pm: No - not Topinka, Fritchey - “Mmmm… Toasty!” - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:36 pm: “Hynes for governor… Before it’s too late” - qcsquid - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:40 pm: Pat Quinn Governor by accident, incompetent on purpose. - OdysseusVL - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:43 pm: Elliot Richardson for Congress: A New Face to Lose the 10th. - unclesam - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:46 pm: “It’s Tyme for Hynes” - casual observer - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:47 pm: Pat Quinn - Illinois’ very own Soy Boy Toy - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:47 pm: I’m related to Todd, vote for him so I can keep working. Andy McKenna, bland enough! Andy McKenna, free wigs for everyone! - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:48 pm: “I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn’t my fault I swear to God!!! - Vote Quinn” - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:48 pm: The 10th Senate District - Don’t worry, whoever The Truce wants to win will be revealed on Election Day, wether you want them or not. - OdysseusVL - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:51 pm: Vote Turner - Twice! - Really Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:51 pm: “______, who’s your daddy?” (Fill in the blank with the applicable candidate of your choice.) - southside irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:54 pm: Vote Burke- He makes Blago look clean. - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:54 pm: Andy McKenna, sometimes he has rye bread. Andy McKenna, do not listen to while operating heavy equipment or driving. Compared to Andy I am charismatic, vote Ryan - TaxMeMore - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:54 pm: Vote Not Guilty Blagojevich 2010 - D.P. Gumby - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 2:59 pm: Quinn: He founded CUB and governs like the Cubs - Obamarama - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:00 pm: ===Quinn: He founded CUB and governs like the Cubs=== YES! - Menken - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:05 pm: Preckwinkle for President - Who says Toddlers can’t Walk? - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:08 pm: “Thomas Castillo for Lt. Governor of Illinois - What’s the worst that could happen?” - Laborguy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:10 pm: Vote hynes…Rich gets a cut - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:13 pm: Vote Quinn, Jerry needs a job. - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:14 pm: Quinn -Wait til next year! - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:17 pm: Quinn - I am Murphy’s Law and the Peter Principle - GOCUBSGO89 - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:18 pm: ART TURNER FOR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR I ENDORSE MYSELF AT FUNERALS - been there - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:19 pm: Dillard, in spite of Roeser - Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:20 pm: Irish, what are you doing Saturday night? - SickNtired - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:20 pm: “Vote Quinn - He’ll Change his Mind, so You don’t have to!” “Quinn - You voted for Blagojevich, why not me?” - been there - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:21 pm: Cut Back Quinn - 10th Indy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:21 pm: Alexi G - da voice of da yoof! - Menken - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:22 pm: Jackson for Senate - The Other One - Menken - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:24 pm: Quinn for Gov - Because What this State Needs is Accountable Leadership and Spending on Programs and Cuts in Tax Increase and um, Hold On, The Paper is Bending Back… - Irish - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:26 pm: Rich, I will actually be attending a wedding. I am flattered and honored. I am sorry that I will be busy. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:32 pm: Jason Plummer - When you feel experience is something you read about, but don’t actually need. - 10th Indy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:38 pm: Illinois: Quinntessentially broke. Vote Hynes. - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:38 pm: Did you vote for Q then before you vote against him now? Then you are a Q Flip Flopper. Well done! - TaxMeMore - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:40 pm: I Was Framed! Blagojevich 2014 - train111 - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:43 pm: Come on without Come on within You’ll not see nothing like the inept Quinn - A Citizen - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:47 pm: Quinn: “Incompetence IS a form of Competence and I have IT. - How YOU doin? - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:54 pm: QUINN FOR ILLINOIS Because Illinoisans deserve government that is going to take care of them and do what’s best for working families. I don’t know exactly how, but we need to create jobs and help our dollars go further, in a responsible way. We need to make sure we help people put a roof over their head, food on the table, and clothes on their backs. Because children are the future of this State, and I’ve always said that. Even when I was an advocate for more responsible utilities and for the environment. Which reminds me that our earth is important and in Illinois that earth is the land of Lincoln, which is now the land of Obama. And like Obama, I say Yes We Can have a better government for our families, and our kids. Now I’ve met a lot of kids across this great state - from the lakefront of Chicago to the Quad Cities to the great colleges and universities in Central and Southern Illinois. And speaking of colleges, MAP grants. QUINN FOR ILLINOIS. - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:56 pm: Vote for Patrick “Murphy was an optimist” Quinn. - Ash tray - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:57 pm: Vote for the Son of Nod Hynes 2010 - publius - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 3:59 pm: MARK KIRK DILLARD two guys-one sign savin’ money for you - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:05 pm: Looking back on what I just wrote I think that may have been poorly written, at best. Oops. - A Naughty Moose - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:06 pm: After 12 years of Ryanblaquinnovich, a boring technocrat would be great. DAN HYNES - GOVERNOR - A Naughty Moose - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:07 pm: GET OFF MY LAWN Quinn for Governor - Really Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:08 pm: Vote for Quinn — He was for reform before he was against it! - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:09 pm: “Vote Quinn - Or Not Either way, you know you’re gonna regret it eventually.“ - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:10 pm: P Quinn, accidental governor not wearing a seatbelt. - A Naughty Moose - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:13 pm: Rome’s burning. Where’s my fiddle? Vote GOP - Ash tray - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:14 pm: Vote McKenna or Hynes and help prevent insomnia - Kyle Boller's Clipboard - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:23 pm: Quinn for Illinois: Yes We Didn’t, For Now! - Lefty Lefty - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:24 pm: Vote Hoffman! My Name Fits on a Bumper Sticker! Vote Giannoulias! Just Look for the Vowels! - Ash tray - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:25 pm: You want Harold, I’ll give you Harold Hynes 2010 - New Leadership Now - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:26 pm: Art “Free the Prisoners” Turner - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:27 pm: Ash Tray … nice …. - OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:30 pm: Vowels cost money and I got it. Vote Giannoulias - A Suggestion - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:32 pm: Add an A to HYNES = something we should all change! - New Leadership Now - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:43 pm: Terry “Sure I can Get the Signatures” Link - Kyle Boller's Clipboard - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:43 pm: Hynes: Change for Illinois, Every Day Quinn: Changing Every Day for Illinois - t shirt - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 4:51 pm: “i must have been drunk or staggering.” on the front “NOT Quinn again in 2010″ on the back - dupage dan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:01 pm: Vote QuinniuQ. Backwards of forwards it means victory! - Joseph - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:08 pm: Vote Hoffman - Corruption is Greek to me! - independent - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:12 pm: insomniacs for hynes - Judgment Day Is On The Way - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:25 pm: Vote Quinn - Qualified To Check Spelling At An M&M Factory. - Budget Watcher - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:31 pm: Quinn - Indecision you can count on! - zatoichi - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 5:37 pm: Votin’ Q! How About U! Vote Hynes, A Family Tradition Cryin for Ryan! - MrJM - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 6:01 pm: “Jim Ryan: Because He Won’t Take ‘No’ For an Answer” - Quizzical - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 6:52 pm: My other car is a giant easel for Pat Quinn’s PR Work - Scott Cisek - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 7:05 pm: - PRECKWINKLE FOR PRESIDINKLE - I’ll see what I can do for November. - How YOU doin? - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 7:07 pm: HOFF-MENTUM! Within striking distance by March. Paid for by Hoffman for Senate/Geico Insurance - Blue Dog - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 8:01 pm: Quinn for Govenor - So easy even the general assembly could do it. - South of the Loop - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 8:42 pm: Prekwinkle, ex history teacher “Let’s make the Stroger name history in CC” - Ashamed to be from Illinois - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:21 pm: Determined to Get Eat Out and vote for us or More Perish Of your Cash Raise All of your Taxes - Ashamed to be from Illinois - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:24 pm: Determined to Eat More Of Cash Raise All of your Taxes - JonShibleyFan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:25 pm: Ashamed, how are those ESL classes coming? - JonShibleyFan - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:26 pm: That was in reference to the first, completely nonsensical version of your post. Not the second, somewhat less nonsensical version. - Ashamed to be from Illinois - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 9:33 pm: Get Our governmet Pearly white - Geneseo Gent - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:02 pm: While Kennedy’s seat did sink, Alexi’s boat will float! - Geneseo Gent - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:10 pm: While Hynes may be boring, he’ll stop the debt from soaring! - Geneseo Gent - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:37 pm: Next to Blago all the livelong day, Next to Blago and the Pay to Play! - Geneseo Gent - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 10:41 pm: Just go away Pat and go away now, Just go away Pat and Hynes is how! - Anonymiss - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:02 pm: Last year was just a Quinn-cidence. Accidents happen. Vote Hynes. - Geneseo Gent - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:07 pm: Sung by the Stateville Penitentiary Choir: Come all without, come all within You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn - Night Owl - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:23 pm: Gent let me modify what you and Dylan had to say: Come all without, come all within You’ll not see hard time with the Mighty Quinn - Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:29 pm: with apologies to any posters whom I may have cadged a bit. Been a long day and AA’s beat. anywho, here are a few: 1)QUINN “Flip/Flop” EXPRESS -Please stay beind 500ft- FUMIGATION in Progress!! -sporadically- 2) *QUINN/McKENNA 2010* endorsed by the IMA, IHA, and INA anestheseolgy & narcolepsy units! 3 DILLARD 2010. Endorsed by Governor Jim Edgar - Bookworm - Tuesday, Jan 26, 10 @ 11:54 pm: Hynes and McKenna… the guys everyone wants to sleep with (during their candidate debates, that is). - Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 12:02 am: with apologies to any posters whom I may have cadged a bit. Been a long day and AA’s beat. anywho, here are a few: This is PART 2-hit send too quickly. 4 ALEXI- Off to a bright start in 2010. 5 TOPINKA 2010- No Polkas, No Jolkas! 6)ALEXI 2010-Never saw a bad idea he couldn’t support. 7)Play the new “LITE GUV” Illinois Lotto: You spin the ball, you takes your chances! - Bookworm - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 12:05 am: “Headline Writers and Radio Announcers for Anyone But Andre… Andrz… Adam whatshisname.” - Dan the Intern - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 1:39 am: JimEdgarsChiefOfStaff 2010! and… “That Voice Over on McKenna’s Ads” for Governor - Bookworm - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 7:02 am: C’mon folks, let’s make it 300…. I don’t know how to make this a slogan exactly, but I am put in mind of Jon Stewart’s comment on The Daily Show after Blago got busted: “It’s your choice kids, you can be governor of Illinois, or you can kill somebody.” (Referring to the fact that statistically speaking, Illinois governors were more likely to go to prison than murderers.) - T.J. - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 7:13 am: Trust your money with someone responsible: WILLIAM J. KELLY FOR COMPTROLLER It’s proof that God loves us. - Phineas J. Whoopee - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 8:07 am: Machine Made Hotdogs Prefer Hynes Ketchup - Bill - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 8:21 am: Phinnie, The”machine” is backing Quinn. - MrJM - Wednesday, Jan 27, 10 @ 8:54 am: “He’s probably healthier than he looks — Vote Jim Ryan.” Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.